Diablo Sucksy

Very funny mock-up of the first stripper-cum-Oscar-winning screenwriter. Check it out.

The Larry Craig Congressional Internship

Oh Larry! You naughty, naughty boy!

More Fear Mongering From Hillary!

Yes kids, she's at it again. If you can't inspire the people, scare them. After all, it worked for Bush.

Way to go, Hillary. You should be really proud.

Read more about it at: http://marcambinder.theatlantic.com/archives/2008/02/clintons_red_phone.php.

Obama's Open Letter to the Gay Community

"But having the right positions on the issues is only half the battle. The other half is to win broad support for those positions. And winning broad support will require stepping outside our comfort zone. If we want to repeal DOMA, repeal Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, and implement fully inclusive laws outlawing hate crimes and discrimination in the workplace, we need to bring the message of LGBT equality to skeptical audiences as well as friendly ones – and that’s what I’ve done throughout my career. I brought this message of inclusiveness to all of America in my keynote address at the 2004 Democratic convention. I talked about the need to fight homophobia when I announced my candidacy for President, and I have been talking about LGBT equality to a number of groups during this campaign – from local LGBT activists to rural farmers to parishioners at Ebenezer Baptist Church in Atlanta, where Dr. Martin Luther King once preached."
-Barack Obama

Read the full letter here.

Because I Can't Resist

Anyone need a summer internship? Why not consider this?

Girls need not apply.

Speaking of Republicans

This is what happens when we vote for legislators who don't believe that all men are created equal.

Stop Acting Like A Republican

“We’ve seen the tragic result of having a president who had neither the experience nor the wisdom to manage our foreign policy and safeguard our national security. We can’t let that happen again... Electing a president should not be an either-or proposition when it comes to national security. We need a president who knows how to deploy both the olive branch and the arrows, who will be ready to act swiftly and decisively in a crisis.”
-Hillary Clinton, quoted in today's NY Times

First of all, do not compare Obama to Bush. Honestly Hillary? Fuck you.

Secondly, this is how Bush II won election #2. By scaring people. If you have to scare us into voting for you, if you think the only way you can get elected is by trying to more or less convince us that unless you're in the White House, we'll die, well then, again I say, fuck you.

It may secure you a few extra delegates, but it will cost you pieces of your soul.