Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Let's Have Fun

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran, has recently said, " in the near future, we will witness the disappearance of this cancerous growth called Israel."

Nice.

Then Iran's Chief of Staff of the Armed Forces said they would pursue, "the complete destruction of the Zionist regime and liberation of the entire Islamic land of Palestine."

In other words, a call for genocide. As noted on the Jerusalem Post's website:

"...the Iranian rhetoric [is] a "blatant violation" of the United Nations Charter. Furthermore, the 1948 Convention on the Prevention and Punishment of the Crime of Genocide is explicit in its demand for states to punish and prosecute those that carry out "direct and public incitement to commit genocide," wrote [Ambassador Dan] Gillerman.

The letter does not ask the Security Council to issue a statement, because similar instances in the past have failed to round up the necessary 15-member consensus."

How the fuck can they not get 15 people to sign a statement saying genocide is wrong?

Fuck the police?

No, N.W.A.

Fuck the U.N.

Moving on, Ahmadinejad called Israel a "filthy bacteria."

Really? That's the best you can come up with, man? I mean, even Tile has better phrases for the gunk that lines your sinks and showers.

So let's show Ahmadinejad what a little creativity really looks like. Show them what we got. If you were standing before Mahmoud now, how would you finish this sentence?

If Israel is a "filthy bacteria" then you, sir are ____________.

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