Ok, ladies, back me up here.There is nothing less appealing than a naked man standing in his black dress socks. Ew.
Either he has some strange sock fetish, which is gross.
Or he has such disgusting feet he doesn't want you to see them, which is grosser.
Or it just didn't occur to him to take his socks off, in which case, his mind is not exactly keyed into what sexiness is all about.
Needless to say, Elliot Spitzer likes to play with his black dressy socks on. The juicy (and bile-inducing) details continue to emerge. (He also liked to watch live sex shows. Hot!)
I have a feeling Silda will never look at a pair of dressy blacks the same way again (insert sad frowny face).
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