How many diamonds am I?
The Emporer's Club, where frmr. NY Gov E. Spitzer (please refrain from the spitz, don't swallow jokes) got his gals, rates its ladies on a scale of 1 to 7 diamonds, 7 being the best, and although 1 is the worst, it's still a diamond from the Emporer Club. It's like coming in 6th place at the Olympics-- you lose, but you're competing against the world's finest.
So play it with your friends. How many diamonds are you worth? And make the criteria whatever you like: sex appeal, ability to peel fruit, fruitiness, loch-ness-monster-ness...
It's a great way to build up your self-esteem and a totally fun way to develop relationships (You two-diamond whore! Totally).
Read more about the real club here.
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