And People who are Old and Feeble Are Delusional Victims of Alzheimer's!

A NYT article about the age gap between Hillary's supporters and Barack's. As one lovely Pennsylvanian explained:

“Barack Obama has no experience and no plans. He just works on emotions, and this is why young people like him,” said Kimberly Romm, 44, who is self-employed and heard Mrs. Clinton speak at Haverford College. “People who are more mature analyze things. They’re wiser.”

(Note: some of the other old people in this article are supporting Hillary because 'the world is not ready for a black president' (85 yr old); because 'Hillary's a woman' (67 yr old); and because they like Bill Clinton (72 yr old).

Yeah, maturity seems to be a strong suit of the older generation.

This sounds less mature than my high school's student council elections. At least people voted for whomever gave the funniest speech, or said the most curse words. I mean, Jesus Christ! If you're seriously supporting Hillary because she's a woman, than just be super up-front about it: "I'm voting for the one with the post-menopausal dried up vagina." Simple as that.

But back to my friend Kimberly Romm, the self-professed mature and wise voter. Hillary's old and used up. She preys on the stupidity of Alzheimer's victims who think that it's 1992 and how could they be delusional-- Clinton's on the ballot!

People who are younger are better equiped to consider new ways to solve old problems that Kimberly's mature (i.e. soon to be dead) generation has failed to fix, like, uh, a healthy planet, a peaceful world, a fair and just set of laws that fully embraces civil rights for all. I must be really immature for caring about shit like that.

UGH! It just irks me so much that today's election is in the hands of people like Kimberly Romm.

Kimberly, wherever you are right now, I am vomiting on your face and hoping the stench never leaves you and you smell like my barf for the next 50 years. How's that for mature, bitch?